cauldron cake
食人族、刑天和諧音梗，作為段子界的四大爛梗，一直為病友們所不齒，被認為是實在整不出活了拿來充數的備胎。
可青龍山就是有這樣一群人，知其不可為而為之，用他們人不可貌相的天才創造力，制造了一系列的食人族經典。今天就給大家帶來有可能是史上最全的食人族合集，同時預祝大家端午節安康！
壹丨1丨??
丨 Cannibalism smashes all condom companies to address food shortages
食人族為解決糧食短缺問題，搗毀所有避孕套公司
——xp0yn8
貳丨2丨?
丨 Xiao Ming proudly held the "Goodwill Citizen" certificate from the cannibal patriarch.
小明驕傲的拿著食人族族長給他頒發的“好心市民”獎狀
——阿貍傷9
叁丨3丨?
丨 The cannibal patriarch caught a cold and ate a European and an African
食人族族長感冒了，于是吃了一個歐洲人和一個非洲人
——權志龍偷井蓋5
肆丨4丨?
丨 The cannibal patriarch suffered from sepsis, and his son said he would catch a few lemon extracts to help his father add vitamin c.
食人族族長患上了敗血癥，其兒子表示會抓幾個檸檬精來幫父親補充維生素c
——行者孤V
伍丨5丨??
丨 Cannibal chef cooks newly caught terrorists into molecular cuisine
食人族廚師將剛抓到的做成分子料理
——不溺水艇
陸丨6丨??
丨 The cannibal patriarch asked me 2 + 2 =. If I got it right, I would n’t eat it. Unfortunately, I was already ripe at that time, otherwise I would definitely answer it.
食人族族長問我2+2=，答對就不吃我，可惜那時候我已經八分熟了不然我肯定能回答出來
——公孫闬
柒丨7丨??
丨 Cannibal Xiaoming goes to a villain country to fall in love
食人族小明到小人國談戀愛，一口一個親愛的
——Mr鬼貀
捌丨8丨??
丨 "The palms of the hands are all meat," praised the cannibal patriarch as he pinched his claws.
“手心手背都是肉”食人族族長啃人爪時稱贊道。
——1上古戰龍1
玖丨9丨??
丨 Knowing the people knowing the face, but the cannibals took Wang Laohan's heart and gave him a glance to satisfy his wish
知人知面不知心，食人族掏出王老漢的心讓其看了一眼滿足了他的愿望
——孤山訪梅
拾丨10丨?
丨 Cannibals evaluate the "under-illumination" of the community fire
食人族評價本次小區火災“欠點火候”
——LY柳詠
拾壹丨11丨??
丨 Xiao Hong makes herself a wife cake to the beloved cannibal academic
小紅把自己做成老婆餅向心愛的食人族學長表白
——LY柳詠
拾貳丨12丨??
丨 After being arrested, Wang Laohan was regarded by the cannibals as puffed food.
被抓后王老漢一肚子氣被食人族當作膨化食品
——ImmanuelCant
拾叁丨13丨??
丨 New chef's poor craftsmanship causes cannibal chiefs to suffer
新來的廚師手藝不好導致食人族酋長飽受皮肉之苦
——xxxxoYY
拾肆丨14丨??
丨 The only picture of shy Xiaoming during his lifetime was because the cannibals took pictures before eating.
害羞的小明生前唯一的照片是因為食人族吃飯前要拍照。
——要求背誦全文丶
拾伍丨15丨??
丨 Today we come to interview the cannibal chief and his family! The child who is now biting my sartorius muscle is the chief son of the chief.
今天我們來采訪一下食人族酋長與他的家人！現在正在撕咬我縫匠肌的孩子是酋長的小兒子。
——儒雅的黃瓜屁股
拾陸丨16丨? ??
丨 Laozi eat hot pot you take a bath in the pot. The cannibal patriarch said.
老子吃火鍋你在鍋里泡澡。食人族族長說。
——xg3sw5
拾柒丨17丨???
丨 Murderer conscience flees cannibal tribeholding half of its body eaten to police station to surrender
犯良心發心逃離食人族部落抱著自己被吃的半個身體去警局自首
——會通靈的仙
拾捌丨18丨? ??
丨 Good news Dean traversed into the cannibal cauldron
好消息院長穿越到了食人族的大鍋里
——主刀ruozhi黃醫師
拾玖丨19丨??
丨 The rescue station plans to send a group of osteoporosis patients to help elderly cannibals improve their diet. I hope the public will respond enthusiastically to support this kind action.
救助站擬派出一批骨質疏松病人幫助老年食人族改善飲食希望群眾熱烈響應,支持此善舉
——穿越→菊花
貳拾丨20丨??
丨 Cannibal patriarchs change to botanicals due to superstition Buddhism
食人族族長因迷信佛教改吃植物人
——壹星
注：以上圖片均來自網路，不代表本院立場
